Random Nonsense

"Oh dear, what nonsense I'm talkig!"

"It sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and very neatly abd simpley arranged; the only difficulty was that she had not the smallest idea how to set about it."

"I mean," she said, "that one can't help growing older." " one can't, perhaps," said Humpty Dumpty, "but two can. With proper asistance, you might have left off at seven.:

"I'd rather see that done on paper."

"When I use a word... it means just that I choose it to mean- neither more or less."

"When I make a word do a lot of work like that," said Humpty Dumpty, "I always pay it extra."

"Of all the unsatisfactory people I ever met."

"I see nobody on the road," said Alice. "I only wish I had such eyes," the king remarked in a fretful tone. "To be able to see Nobody. And at that distance too."

"An arm, you goose! Whoever saw one that size? Why, it fills up the whole window!" "Sure it does, yer honor, but it's an arm, for all that." "Well, it's got no business there, at any rate. Go and take it away!"

"Curiouser and curiouser."

"I never saw such a house for getting in the way."

"NO, no!" said the Queen. "Sentence first, verdict afterward."